Template:Selected anniversaries/October 28

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  Consumer spokespersona says "geometry solvent" is nothing more than dish soap plus Extract of Radium.

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  Grievous Mitochondria pleasure barge accepting reservations.

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  The Nested Radical seeking permission to display Jean-Léon Gérôme's painting The Carpet Merchant in upcoming art show.

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  ENIAC ("Empty Noise Into Alien Communication") researchers visualize key section of "Wow! signal".

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  SOEP cartel patrols shipping lanes, vows to strafe stomach oil smugglers.

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  New perfume "Jekyll" targets sociopaths.

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  The Boxes invest in Jekyll because "sociopathy is good for capitalization of matter-based organisms."

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  Orson Welles tests positive for catch phrase Humanity and Other Non-Essential Services.