A waste of Hell

Context: "Who would you rather be?"

—Frasier Crane
—Jerry Seinfeld

Response

So, I am in Hell, you are saying.

Very well. I am Jerry Seinfeld.

During the monolog, I abruptly break from my routine and stave in Frasier Crane's head with a microphone stand.

Anything less is a waste of Hell.

Sawless in Seattle is an American psychological horror television series starring Kelsey Grammer and Peri Gilpin, two marriage counsellors whose own marriage descends into madness when they host a live call-in radio show.