Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism

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Earliest known poster for Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism.

Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism is a sexual perversion characterized by erotic fixation with pizza toppings, and a compulsion to interrogate others about pizza toppings as a means of achieving sexual gratification.

History

Context: "... if people were constantly walking up to me and asking me yay or nay pizza topping questions."

That should be a thing. And by thing, I mean a sexual perversion punishable as a misdemeanor.

Like frottage, but with words of pizza toppings rather than physical body rubbing.

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External links

  • Post @ Twitter (28 October 2022)
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