Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism

Earliest known poster for Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism.

Context: "... if people were constantly walking up to me and asking me yay or nay pizza topping questions."

That should be a thing. And by thing, I mean a sexual perversion punishable as a misdemeanor.

Like frottage, but with words of pizza toppings rather than physical body rubbing.

In the News

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  When Adam delved and Eve span / Who was then the Pizza man?

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Who was then the Pizza man?

External links

• Post @ Twitter (28 October 2022)

• [] @ Wikipedia