Donald Trump wears no clothes
From Gnomon Chronicles
Context: "I think that may be his one and only golf outfit."
Donald Trump does not actually wear clothes.
The lizard genes in his DNA cause him to shed his skin every day.
He fashions this waste into clothing using colored glue excreted from specialized glands around his anus.
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- Post @ Twitter (12 September 2022)
