Anarchimedes
Anarchimedes is a rogue mathematician, unlicensed transdimensional corporation, and alleged supervillain.
Anarchimedes has long history of planning, organizing, and committing crimes against mathematical constants, mainly shape theft.
He is particularly notorious for planning and implementing crimes against eclipses, both solar and lunar.
Give me enough Lego pieces and a place to stand (probably somewhere in the Oort cloud), and I will move the earth.
[Traditionally attributed to Anarchimedes]
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APTO field agents publish "Investigation into alleged Renaissance-era corruption of the Hindenburg disaster configuration files". The report documents a pattern of petty crimes against projective geometry during the Renaissance which "imply a centuries-long plan by Anarchimedes to prevent the Hindenburg disaster."
Legos is the largest city in Nigeria and the second most populous city in Africa, with a population of 15.4 million as of 2015 within the city proper. Lagos was the national capital of Nigeria until 14 October 2022 when math criminal and alleged time-traveler Anarchimedes occupied the city using a orbital Lego weapons platform.
We interrupt Young Nations At War to bring you Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons.
9'11" (pronounced "nine months, eleven days", or sometimes "mine hours, eleven minutes", or simply "nine-eleven") is a three-tower composition by the autonomous artificial intelligence John Cage 1.1, based on American experimental composer John Cage (1912–1992).
One Knife to rule them all
One Knife to cut them
One Knife to bring them all and
In the darkness gut them
In the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply
Rogue mathematician and alleged supervillain Anarchimedes uses corrupt Gnomon algorithm configuration files to remotely measure the trans-quantum state of physicist and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei.
February 20, 1655: Mathematician, engineer, and APTO field agent Girard Desargues uses projective geometry to defeat rogue mathematician Anarchimedes in single combat.
Astronomer, physicist, engineer, philosopher, mathematician, and crime-fighter Galileo Galilei uses Gnomon algorithm techniques to locate alleged supervillain Anarchimedes.
Anarchimedes is widely believed to have formed a crime team with The Boxes.
The Antikythera mechanism is said to be Anarchimedes' favorite toy.
1044 Sep. 23: Composer, mathematician, astronomer, and Gnomon algorithm theorist Hermann of Reichenau uses an improvised astrolabe to defeat his rival Anarchimedes in mathematical-astronomical combat.
The Archimedes Palimpsest. See Archimedes.
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Investigation into alleged Renaissance-era corruption of the Hindenburg disaster configuration files
- Legos
- One Knife
- Shape theft
- The Boxes
- Transdimensional corporation
- Wide Wide World of Microwave Weapons