Bare-Nipples Masculinity
Bare-Nipples Masculinity is a Russian boy band formed by Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev.
In the News
The Putin flips table incident is an alleged violent encounter between Vladimir Putin and Sergei Shoigu. It is now generally agreed [by whom?] that the encounter was a staged media event.
Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.
Saruman House is a fortress commissioned by the corrupt wizard Saruman, currently available for rent as a conference center or secret lair.
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External links
- Post @ Twitter (9 October 2022)
- Medvedev–Putin tandemocracy @ Wikipedia
- Russian apartment bombins @ Wikipedia