Indiana Jones Versus the Oil Pirates of the Caribbean

Poster for Indiana Jones Versus the Oil Pirates of the Caribbean.

Indiana Jones Versus the Oil Pirates of the Caribbean is an action-adventure petroleum geology film in the Indiana Jones franchise.

Harrison Ford returns to the title role, while Dennis Hopper plays a charismatic antihero determined to stop the so-called "Peak Jones" effect, when the world has more Indiana Jones films than it can sustain.

Quotations

"The way the Indiana Jones films are going, global warming and oil depletion are going to make Waterworld look like tears in rain, lost in time. Time to cry."

—Roy Batty

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