Marry Me, Cary Grant!

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"Marry Me, Cary Grant!"

Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!

First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other.

What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star?

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  • 2016: Artificially intelligent signed first edition of Spinning Thistle breaks free of its NFT registry, stalks Cary Grant, proposes marriage; Cary handles the debacle with aplomb.

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