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The Johnny Carcinization Show is an American late-night talk show hosted by Johnny Carson on NBC featuring examples of convergent evolution in which a crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form.
Golem and Cactus (later Golem and Cactus: Crime Fighters for Hire) is a reality television series starring a golem and a cactus who team up to fight crime.
1902: APTO industrial chemists classify the Hazmatterhorn as a Crime Against Chemical Constants. Although derived from the word Matterhorn, the term Hazmatterhorn is applicable to any mountain of hazardous materials.
Chainsaw Reaction is a 1996 American action power tool film about a machinist (Keanu Reeves) who discovers a clean energy source for power tools.
The Fantastic Forum is an fictional superhero team. After a disastrous experiment in high-energy literature, four research scientists gain superpowers corresponding with an aspect of the Roman Forum.
Constantine's Advocate is a 1997 American legal supernatural thriller film about an attorney (Keanu Reeves) who must defend an unscrupulous hustler (John Constantine) in the Devil's Court.
When a Riddler Calls is a 1979 American superhero psychological horror film based on the classic folk legend of "the babysitter and the man upstairs".