Armory
Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Tagline
Armory by Lauren Boebert.
Only from #Jan6 Perfumes.
Hashtags
- #TheSmellOfMAGA
- #Jan6 Perfumes
- #SmellsLikeTrumpSpirit
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Fiction cross-reference
- A Boy and His Congressman
- AG Space
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
- Jan 6 Industries
- Goodbye Stranger Cafe and Shooting Range
- Invasion of the Body Trumpers
- Scentworld
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