Relentless Pandering
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Relentless Pandering is a law firm specializing in political corruption.
History
Founded in 1799 by John Relentless and Phil Pandering aboard a punt (nonfiction) to capitalize on Dewhurst v. Coulthard (nonfiction).
From these humble origins, through a strict policy of accountability, deniability, and violent betrayal, Relentless Pandering has grown to dominate the deniable litigation market in the prestigious Five Points district.