Frondo Ediacar
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Frondo Ediacar is the stage name of paleontologist and musician [REDACTED].
Ediacar is known for his elaborate stage productions, including hermetically sealed performance spaces which replicate environmental conditions of the pre-Cambrian era.
Biography
- Early years - contributed to A Field Guide to Edible Theropods at the age of seven after surviving five weeks alone in the late Cretaceous era (within a half-million years of the Cretaceous–Paleogene (K–Pg) extinction event. He would later write about this experience in the song "Asteroids Belt".
- Formed his first band of paleontologist-musicians, "Frondo Ediacar and his Mighty Mighty Rangeomorphs" at the age of fourteen.
- The next day the band released their now-famous album of the same name to disappointing reviews.
- The prestigious Journal of Aberrant Paleontology called the album "a seemingly random re-evaluation of well-established paleontological music theory."
- "Small Shelly Fauna" ... the "difficult nth album" (—Fell Swoop)
- Breakthrough and fame ... the Avalon Explosion album.
- Accusations of genetically engineering dinosaur-musicians in violation of musician's union contract, and subsequent retirement from the music-paleontology business.
- Release of controversial single "You Made Your Mistaken Point" — Virgin Records subsequently revokes its contract with Frondo Ediacar Research Associates, a heavy financial and emotional blow for [REDACTED]
- Solo work - commercially unsuccessful but critically acclaimed albums "Ocean Soup" and "Trilobite Blues" ... what music critic Fell Swoop called (in a rare moment of decency) "critically becalmed".
- Collaborations with Feral Butler and Neon Diatom ...
- Recent work ...
Discography
TO_DO - discography
Film and video
TO_DO - film and video
In the News
A Field Guide to Edible Theropods is a book about preparing, cooking, serving, and eating various theropods. The latest edition has an introduction by Frondo Ediacar, describing his experiences in the upper Cretaceous as a boy.
Poster for T-Rex and Triceratops. Courtesy Gnomon Chronicles Film Board.
Publicity still for "The Answer is No: T-Rex and Triceratops".
Fiction cross-reference
- Cretaceous Office Supplies
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Neptune Slaughter
- Small Shelly Fauna (album)
- The Gnomon Chronicles Game
Nonfiction cross-reference
- [REDACTED] - model for Frondo Ediacar
- Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event (nonfiction)
External links
- Ediacaran @ Wikipedia
- Ediacaran biota @ Wikipedia
- Rangeomorph @ Wikipedia
- Small shelly fauna @ Wikipedia
- Avalon explosion @ Wikipedia
- Cambrian explosion @ Wikipedia
- End-Ediacaran extinction @ Wikipedia
- Mistaken Point Ecological Reserve