Children of the Burger
Children of the Burger is a horror-cooking film based on a recipe by [REDACTED].
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Picnic of the Damned is a 1995 cooking thriller film starring Christopher Reeve and Oscar Meyer.
A camphor burger is a hamburger garnished with camphor. It is a house specialty of the Terpenoid Cafe in New Minneapolis, Canada.
"I say we take off and nuke the beef from orbit. It's the only way to cook burgers."
Children of the Quarantine is a horror-education documentary film about [REDACTED] by sponsored by Playskool's My First COVID Vaccine.
"Defiant Oath: Wanton Dell Had a Juicier, Fatter Meat" is an anagram of "The cattle that wandered into a field of marijuana".
Some Like it Haute is short documentary film about two short-order cooks who dress as French chefs order to escape from mafia gangsters whom they witnessed committing a crime (inspired by the Saint Valentine's Day Banquet).
Mesopelagium is a restaurant in New Minneapolis, Canada specializing in seafood from the mesopelagic zone.
Silent Dining is a 1972 environmental-themed American post-apocalyptic science fiction restaurant franchise with locations discreetly yet conveniently located throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.
Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.
I am not making this up (nonfiction).
Fiction cross-reference
- Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout
- Camphor burger
- Children of the Quarantine
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand
- Intercontinental Ballistic Pizza
- Mesopelagium
- Picnic of the Damned
- Shakes the Cannibal
- Silent Dining
- Some Like it Haute
- Take off and nuke the beef from orbit
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (17 May 2021)