Bourne Kong
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Bourne Kong is a 2021 action-zoology film.
Commentary
All things evolve
Think "Planet of the Apes" meets the Bourne Franchise
I see him now, mighty Kong—
His tree-sized finger jabbing furiously at his Kong-sized iPhone in a desperate attempt to decrypt the nuclear codes before Gamera releases the "Turtles all the way down" virus
- Post @ Twitter
In the News
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