Zinc nonperception syndrome
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Zinc nonperception syndrome (commonly known as transparent zinc disease) is a quantum psychoperceptual condition during which a sentient organic intelligence perceives zinc as transparent.
History
The syndrome was first reported on October 7, 2020, when software developer and known fabulist Karl Jones stated in a Facebook comment:
I can see through zinc.
Never comes in handy. Not once.
In the News
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Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against chemical constants
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Comment @ Facebook