Canopic Snickers
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Canopic Snickers is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
Slogan
"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes!"
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Canopic Snickers is believed [by whom?] to have a cross-marketing contract with Extract of Radium, the downloadable soft-drink-sports-shoe.
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