Unrattled: the Matt Gaetz Story

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Analysis of Matt Gaetz's speech at CPAC reveals "quantum fashion anomalies which cannot be accounted for by the standard model of high-energy literature."

"Unrattled: the Matt Gaetz Story" is an transdimensional corporation derived from high-energy literature experiments which simulates Matt Gaetz's fashion sense.

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Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Taste in Clothing

An inquiry into the Florida congressman's shiny blue grid-pattern jacket over purple tie against red CPAC background was "a crime against media spin principles," people briefed on it said.

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