Everything Depends upon the Toys

Everything Depends upon the Toys is a short autobiographical essay by jet setter and sociopath Fell Swoop "about the time He did That with Her, and then They, and similar but worse indiscretions in pursuit of The Pleasuremost."

History

Swoop wrote the essay on October 7, 2020, in response to a Twitter post by merritt k:

Imagining a kind of guy who gets really mad if a woman dramatically brushes all the plastic toys off his desk so they can have sex on it like in a movie

Fiction cross-reference

• Fell Swoop
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

• [ Post] @ Twitter
• Twitter post by merritt k