Why do ducks have flat feet?

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Why do ducks have flat feet? was my Dad's favorite joke.

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“Why do ducks have flat feet?”

“To stamp out forest fires.”

“Why do elephants have flat feet?”

“To stamp out flaming ducks.”

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