Scene 2019-04-01-1929

A: "Urine is inherently funny. Feces are not. Feces are unpleasant."

B: Feces are not funny? But urine is funny?"

A: That's right.

B: Where do you draw the line?

A: At my perineum.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Scene 2019-04-09-1654