Template:Selected anniversaries/May 11
868: A copy of the Diamond Sutra is printed in China, making it the oldest known dated printed book.
1109: Omar Khayyam vows to fight crimes against mathematical constants.
1845: Mathematician, physicist, astronomer, and crime-fighter Jacques Philippe Marie Binet publishes new theory of crimes against mathematical constants using fundamental principles of matrix algebra.
1858: Minnesota is admitted as the 32nd U.S. State.
1903: The short film Electrocuting an Elephant blamed for wave of Wumpus-compass syndrome.
1904: Mathematician Emmy Noether discovers new class of Gnomon algorithm functions which detect and reverse crimes against mathematical constants.
1918: Theoretical physicist and academic Richard Feynman born. He will share the 1965 Nobel Prize in Physics for his contributions to the development of quantum electrodynamics.
2018: Havelock With Portable Gnomon Algorithm Amplifier is declared Picture of the Day by the citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada. Mathematician and alleged immortal John Havelock says he is "grateful for the kind words."