Template:Selected anniversaries/October 23
Matterhorn encapsulated in gigantic glass vial, converted to copper sulfate pentahydrate crystals. See Hazmatterhorn.
This photograph, if genuine, may show the moment following the release of an evil bit by supervillain Fugitive Rubies.
Inventor of time travel travels to distant past, goes insane, becomes own ancestor -- not necessarily in that order.
Cobbler admits inability to divine future of old boots.
Taste sensation: Methylphenidate + Extract of Radium = Mispent Youth. Shown here with vodka and olives.
Delicious aroma of sulfur pyramids attracts Comer's Midden Monsters to Alberta.
Computer bug demands rematch. "That relay sucker-punched me!" says moth.
Transdimensional corporation mascot spontaneously generates sales pitch for Mark Twain.
Mark Twain declines to invest in transdimensional corporation, denounces offer as "a pyramid scheme of Pharaonic proportions."
