Cretaceous Office Supplies

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Cretaceous Office Supplies: Pleistocene Special Courier Services.
Cretaceous Office Supplies promotional poster concept art.

Cretaceous Office Supplies is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic).

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Evolution of Cretaceous marine office supplies

Office supply needs were simpler during the Cretaceous period.

Oceans were dominated by enormous reams of Legal standard paper.

The more familiar "Letter" standard of our day evolved later, in response to evolutionary pressure towards leaner, "just-in-time" organisms.

Etymology

The name Cretaceous is derived from the Latin creta, 'chalk', which is appears abundantly in the fossil records of classrooms and lecture halls during latter half of the period.

Transdimensional analysis

Cretaceous Office Supplies is officially an ephemeral manifestation of Phanerozoic Management Systems, a licensed but repeatedly censured transdimensional holding company widely believed to be a front for the nefarious House of Malevecchio.

APTO marine algorithm theorists believe that the House of Malevecchio is secretly diverting office supplies from the Cretaceous to some period outside the Phanerozoic for use by marine cryptid and alleged supervillain Neptune Slaughter.

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