Bald Santa

Earliest known poster for Bald Santa.

Bald Santa is a 2003 Christmas crime drama film about a New York City police detective (Telly Savalas) who goes undercover as a department store Santa Claus in order to flush out a ruthless shoplifter (Billy Bob Thornton).

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