Template:Better Than News/September 28
Dude, Where's Mitochondria? is a biochemistry comedy stoner film about a molecular biologist (Ashton Kutcher), who finds himself unable to remember how ATP synthesis works after a night of reckless glycolysis.
Einstein-Maxwell Formulation Margarita Kit is a brand of high-performance margarita physics kits manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a bottle of sardine-flavored syrup.
Someone Left Robert Goulet Out In the Rain is a short documentary film about the song MacArthur Park.
To Hasp and Hasp Not is a novel by Ernest Hemingway about Harry Morgan, a fishing boat captain out of Key West, Florida who seeks a legendary treasure chest.
Cannablanca is a 1942 stoner war drama film about American expatriate Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), whose old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) unexpectedly appears with her husband, award-winning cannabis farmer Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid).