Dinkley & Roth

Earliest known poster for Dinkley & Roth.

Dinkley & Roth is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.

Transcript

Most of the series remains undeciphered. In addition to the title and the poster, the tagline has been recovered:

She wanted to be a rock star.
He wanted to get high with Scooby.

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