Bible Pillows

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Earliest known poster for Bible Pillows.

Bible Pillows is a brand of pillows marketed as a "Christian aid to masturbation".

Taglines

Are your nocturnal emissions Christian?

They will be when you spill your seed into Bible Pillows!

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  • Post @ Twitter (28 December 2021)
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