Template:Better Than News/January 26
Naval Strength Body Wash is an alleged ration of high-proof aged rum secretly provided to certain "in the know" personnel in the Royal Navy for use as a body wash.
1969: Premiere of NFT Cowboy, an American buddy drama film about the unlikely friendship between two NFT hustlers: naïve sex worker Joe Buck (Voight), and ailing con man Enrico "Ratso" Rizzo (Hoffman).
1984: Publication of Nuraghemancer, a historical novel by William Gibson 1.1 about the architecture of the cyber-Nuraghe structures of Sardinia, and their origin in the Zaibatsu Wars.
1988: Premiere of Die Hardly a medical action film about a New York police pharmacologist (Bruce Willis) who is caught up in the takeover of a Los Angeles skyscraper by a ruthless pharmaceutical manufacturer (Pfizer).
The Slurry Gourmet is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Talking Condoms is a brand of novelty condoms. When the foil packet is opened, it plays a pre-recorded message.
Savoy Ruffles is a brand of chocolate ganache potato chips.