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"Trump Cake" is a short peroration by Karl Jones.
Trump Cake
"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you."
But— she jumped out of a cake!
"Did you miss me?" she asked.
The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed.
Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—
In the News
"Nazi Lawn Keynote Bellyache" is an anagram of "Kellyanne Elizabeth Conway".
Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.
Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Trump-McClane 2024 is an unlicensed parasitic transdimensional corporation camouflaged as Presidential campaign exploratory committee funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Hair once royal gold
Debased for gambling debts is
Tarnished silver sold.
Fiction cross-reference
- Armory
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
- Hair Once Royal Gold
- Nazi Lawn Keynote Bellyache
- Trump-McClane 2024