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Please Allow Me to Excavate Myself is a 1999 British-American archaeology film about an adventurer (Brendan Frasier) who travels to Hamunaptra, the City of the Dead, with a librarian and her older brother, where they accidentally awaken Imhotep (Mick Jagger), a rock star high priest with supernatural powers.
Return of the Eraserhead is a 1983 surrealist science fiction horror allegory film about a Jedi Knight (Luke Skywalker) who struggles to rescue his father (Darth Vader) from a grossly deformed child in a desolate industrial light and magic landscape.
Microplastics and You (full title: Microplastics and You ) is a 2022 public health and planetary management directive from Gnomon Chronicles Industries.
The Blaking of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film about a group of four heavily armed criminals who stage a William Blake exhibition on a New York City subway car.
How to Pump and Dump Your Planet Without Really Trying is a 1967 American musical industrial training film based on the 1961 military program of the same name, which in turn was based on [REDACTED]'s 1952 Presidential Emergency Action Documents.
Logan's Silent Running is a 1976 American science fiction ecological utopia film which depicts a future society where everyone who reaches the age of 30 is transported to an orbital ecological preserve.
The Dark Tweet is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker. The film follows Bruce Wayne / Tweetman (Bale), Police Lieutenant James Gordon (Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Eckhart) as they form an alliance to dismantle twitter bots released by anarchistic mastermind the Ledger (Joker) to undermine Tweetman's influence and throw the city into Facebook.
Heresy is a rock musical about the Albigensian Crusade against the Cathar heretics.