How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?
How Unimaginable is Unimaginable? is a short documentary film about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.
Commentary
Context: "What this torrid female could do for a man was unimaginable— she knew kinds of love he never knew existed!"
Exactly how "unimaginable" are we talking about?
In the News
"There's a Kind of Hush All Over R'lyeh" is a song by [REDACTED].
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The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and stop an unholy threesome between Wayne, Bane, and the Elder Gods.
Denies Urge is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship Elder Gods, which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs.
The Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu are a pair of transdimensional high-heel boots which conceal the wearer from the malefic supernatural entity Cthulhu and its eternal desire to watch an unholy threesome between you and two Elder Gods of your choice.
The Peano curve is an alleged transdimensional sexual topology, possibly sent by the Elder Gods for unholy threesome purposes, which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.
The Coital cosmos theory (sometimes know as "Playskool's My First Big Bang" or "Playskool's My First Panspermia") is a cosmological model of the observable universe from the earliest known periods of sexual arousal through its subsequent evolution into any of various threesomes between men, angels, and Elder Gods.
Fiction cross-reference
- Coital cosmos
- Denies Urge
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu
- Peano curve (sexual topology)
- The Dark Penis Envy Rises
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (29 April 2021)