Dear Diary (Death Star edition)

"Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good."

"Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good."

Origin

The diary entry was discovered by amateur gnomon algorithm theorist Karl Jones on July 7, 2020, while writing comments on Facebook.

Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge

Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge.

After writing Dear Diary (Death Star edition), Jones was inspired to use it as an example of repurposing a dystopia.

In the News

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  "The United States is larger than the Death Star but smaller than the Earth" is rated "plausible" by the Ayn Rand Memorial Death Star Kickstarter Campaign Committee.

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  July 8, 2020: "Dear Diary, HAL 9000 purchased after much computational haggling. I shall repurpose it as a jukebox."

Fiction cross-reference

• Ayn Rand Memorial Death Star
• Crimes against astronomical constants
• Dear Diary (HAL 9000 edition)
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge

External links

• Post @ Twitter (28 May 2022) - #JediRetirementJobs #DeathStarRepurposed
• Post @ Twitter (5 May 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (13 April 2021)
• Comment @ Facebook (7 July 2020) - part of the Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge
• Post @ Facebook in Concellation 2020 group (7 July 2020)
  • Shared to Gnomon Chronicles Facebook page
• Comment @ Facebook (25 December 2020) - "The 'explosion' of the Death Star was a staged fake. The true story is revealed in this diary entry —"