Children of the Burger
Children of the Burger is a horror-cooking film based on a recipe by [REDACTED].
In the News
"I say we take off and nuke the beef from orbit. It's the only way to cook burgers."
Children of the Quarantine is a horror-education documentary film about [REDACTED] by sponsored by Playskool's My First COVID Vaccine.
"Defiant Oath: Wanton Dell Had a Juicier, Fatter Meat" is an anagram of "The cattle that wandered into a field of marijuana".
Some Like it Haute is short documentary film about two short-order cooks who dress as French chefs order to escape from mafia gangsters whom they witnessed committing a crime (inspired by the Saint Valentine's Day Banquet).
Mesopelagium is a restaurant in New Minneapolis, Canada specializing in seafood from the mesopelagic zone.
Silent Dining is a 1972 environmental-themed American post-apocalyptic science fiction restaurant franchise with locations discreetly yet conveniently located throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.
Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.
I am not making this up (nonfiction).
Fiction cross-reference
- Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scou''t
- Children of the Quarantine
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand
- Intercontinental Ballistic Pizza
- Mesopelagium
- Shakes the Cannibal
- Silent Dining
- Some Like it Haute
- Take off and nuke the beef from orbit
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (17 May 2021)