Bezos Money
Bezos Money (BM) is a transdimensional currency which parasitizes government-based currencies.
How it works
Bezos Money is a non-fungible bio-currency based on the real-time adrenochrome profile of citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos.
Applying lessons provided by the "Amazon: It's a Jungle In There" school of economics, Jeff Bezos' personal team of robot neurosurgeons constantly monitor and adjust global patterns of wealth and spending according to Bezos' cerebro-chemical-electrical patterns.
Commentary
Context: "10 mill in Bezos dollars is like $100 in regular human money"
Genuine #Bezos million-$ bills
Have a secret #adrenochrome #watermark
Which can only be #authenticated
By #eating the bill
And experiencing the #adrenochrome#Are #You #Bezosperienced
Extract of Radium
Extract of Radium was an earlier investor in Bezos Money, and continues to dominate the black market Bezos Dollar exchange rate.
Yes, Extract of Radium — so delicious — so profitable — so re-programmable under adverse user conditions.
In the News
The Virus in Your Wallet (commonly: Cash. The Virus in Your Wallet.) is a marketing campaign slogan promoted by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
The "No True Goldman" fallacy, or appeal to purity fallacy, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.
Citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos openly flaunting a molecular diagram of adrenochrome.
Bezos Money (social media post screenshot).
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Fiction cross-reference
- Capitalism One
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- No True Goldman
- The Virus in Your Wallet
- Transdimensional corporation