Avocado, the Shameless Fruit

Avocado, the Shameless Fruit. (Courtesy Avocado, the Shameless Fruit Council.

"Avocado, the Shameless Fruit" is a public awareness campaign of avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.

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