If my mouth were my anus
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"If my mouth were my anus" is a short poem by Karl Jones.
If my mouth were my anus
If my mouth were my anus, and my anus my mouth
Would I shit out my face and eat with my buttocks?
Yes, I would shit out my face and eat with my buttocks
If my mouth were my anus.
History
I wrote the poem on the evening of Friday, 20 November 2020 in a post on Twitter (account suspended).
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