The Inch Me Pinch Me Papers

The Inch Me Pinch Me Papers is a collection of moral uplift essays involving the boating mishaps of semi-mythical characters Inch Me and Pinch me.

The Inch Me Pinch Me Papers

One

Context: "If anyone pinches me today I am going to beat the piss out of them."

Inch Me and Pinch Me when out in a boat .

Inch Me fell overboard.

Then someone's uncle said "Who is left in the boat?"

So I pushed him overboard, and rescued Inch Me.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

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