BASIC social media pseudocode

BASIC social media pseudocode is a pseudocode poem which mimics BASIC syntax as a representation of a social media program.

Pseudocode

1. You post strongly-held belief
2. Others respond
3. You don't respond or even read — skip all that, GOTO (1)
3..1 You get the last word — !
4. Others see that you did not respond and exult: "Showed him — !"
4.1 Others get the last word — !
5. Everybody happy — ! GOTO (1)

In the News

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  Effects of the Jerusalem math virus:
  
  Bring me my bow of burning code!
  Bring me my arrows of Netwire!
  Bring me my files! To Cloud, upload!
  Bring me my CPU of fire!

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  "Did you step on a butterfly in Texas during a tornado while watching Jurassic Park in Brazil under the influence of JJ-180?"

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

• Comment @ Facebook