The Pearl Clutcher

Susan Collins has clutched more than 97 percent of the world's remaining pearl reserves. See Peak Susan Collins.

Context: "Gasp. Where’s my pearls."

Sadly, the world's entire remaining supply of pearls has been clutched by Susan Collins.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• High-pressure pearl clutching
• Peak Susan Collins

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)

External links

• Wikipedia: Pearl-clutching @ Wikipedia
• Money changes everything, even Susan Collins @ YouTube

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (6 June 2023)