Template:Better Than News/December 16
Die Hard: Jurassic Vengeance is an American science fiction action Christmas film starring Bruce Willis.
Jonathan Wintersong is a Christmas comedy album by Jonathan Winters and Sarah McLachlan.
Dune: Rise of the Übermensch is a biography of Friedrich Nietzsche by American author Frank Herbert.
Johnny SPQR is a 1995 cyberpunk history film about a Roman Consul (Keanu Reeves) with a cybernetic brain implant designed to win the Punic Wars. Co-starring Henry Rollins as Cato the Censor.
The Phantom of Sparta is an epic musical historical action romance film directed by Zack Snyder and Joel Schumacher which tells the story of Erik of Sparta (Gerard Butler), a masked, reclusive warlord.
"The Poet Hefts the Banana Peel" is an anagram of Beneath the Planet of the Apes.
To Kill a Clown 2: Rise of Pazuzu is a religious psychological horror film starring Alan Alda.