Irresponsible Cereals

Irresponsible Cereals is a collection of cereal products which failed in the marketplace due to their toxicity, criminality, inhumane violence, unobtainable temptation, or other reprehensible qualities.

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Cap'n Crunch Home Oral Surgery Kit is a line of consumer-grade oral surgery tools designed to exploit the sharp edges of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
Jurassic Pebbles.
ISIS-K is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Chef Grand Tarkin under license from the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
RICO Krispies is a breakfast cereal is that provides for extended criminal penalties and a civil cause of action for acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization.
Tungsten-Nuts is a rogue transdimesional corporation which attempts to camouflage itself as a breakfast cereal. Tungsten-Nuts is toxic to most Euclidean-based life forms, including humans.
Jungian Charms is an alleged breakfast cereal which manifests the user's shadow self.
Alien Krispies is a brand of breakfast cereal manufactured by Weyland-Yutani Corporation.
Slurried Bulldozer is a brand of high-fiber breakfast cereal.