Order Up for Socrates

Order up for Socrates.

"Order up for Socrates" is a prank where I say "Socrates" when the clerk asks for my name, so they can call me by name when my order is ready.

In the News

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  "Get Back (Zeno of Elea)" is a song by The Beatles.

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  An unhappy man is unhappy in Paradise. A happy man is happy anywhere.

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  Be Safe, Be Huge: Don't Huge and Text.

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  "I Can't Stop Jabbing You" is a popular song written and composed by country singer, songwriter, and self-trained medical authority [REDACTED], who first recorded it on [REDACTED] 30, 1957, for RNA COVID Records.

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  The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but unhappy surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany.

Fiction cross-reference

• A happy man is happy anywhere
• Be Safe, Be Huge
• Get Back (Zeno of Elea)
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• I Can't Stop Jabbing You
• The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids

External links

• Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure @ Wikipedia
• Bill & Ted meet Socrates @ YouTube
• History goes wild @ YouTube

Social media

• [ Post] @ Twitter (13 August 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (8 July 2021)