Canopic Snickers
Canopic Snickers is a supernatural Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
Slogan
"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes!"
Extract of Radium
Canopic Snickers is believed [by whom?] to have a cross-marketing contract with Extract of Radium, the downloadable soft-drink-sports-shoe.
In the News
Kit Kat String Cheese is a cheese and chocolate snack food.
Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Al Sack is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet.
Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.
"Nefertiti or Nephritis?" is an episode of the documentary reality television series Who Would Win in a Fight?
The Tacoverse is a transdimensional corporation which functions as a pocket universe constructed entirely from tacos. Now offering Silent Hard-Shell Crunchy Tacos.
Fiction cross-reference
- Al Sack
- Avalanche (snuff)
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Jacket Potatoes
- Kit Kat String Cheese
- Nefertiti or Nephritis?
- Tacoverse
Nonfiction cross-reference
- Snickers @ Wikipedia
- Vintage early 50s animated Snickers commercial @ YouTube
- Canopic jar @ Wikipedia
- Uncovering the mysteries of an Ancient Egyptian canopic jar | Art, Explained @ YouTube