Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism
Non-consensual pizza topping fetishism is a sexual perversion characterized by erotic fixation with pizza toppings, and a compulsion to interrogate others about pizza toppings as a means of achieving sexual gratification.
History
Context: "... if people were constantly walking up to me and asking me yay or nay pizza topping questions."
That should be a thing. And by thing, I mean a sexual perversion punishable as a misdemeanor.
Like frottage, but with words of pizza toppings rather than physical body rubbing.
In the News
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Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Under the Skin
- Jungle Book: Kama Sutra Nights
- Who was then the Pizza man?
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Non-penetrative sex @ Wikipedia