Template:Better Than News/April 13
Grand Theft Anathem is a series of action-adventure reality television programs created by [REDACTED] and marketed by Polycosm Games. Most of the gameplay revolves around number theory and computation, with occasional driving and shooting elements.
Cronenburger is a Canadian-American extreme body modification restaurant chain inspired by David Cronenberg's 1981 film Scanners.
Markov chain smoker is a stochastic smoking model describing a sequence of possible events in which the probability of each event depends only on the state of a cigarette smoked in the previous event.
Professor Popper's Falsification Pumice Bar is a mental hygiene product derived from the philosophies of Karl Popper.
Here Come the Brides: The Tick-Check Years is a historical fiction television series loosely based on the Mercer Girls.
Drapes and Carpet is a historical drama film about Jonathan Drapes and Elias Carpet, two celebrity lawyers who become laughingstocks of the Federation of Planets after a freak time-travel accident.
The Perrin Trap is a British-American comedy film starring Hayley Mills and Leonard Rossiter.
The Floating Nun is an American religion-aviation sitcom about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a balloon vendor who seeks God in the sky.
Sneakers in the Park is an American romantic comedy science fiction political thriller film starring Robert Redford, Jane Fonda, and Ben Kingsley.
Cooper Black, Forensic Typographer is an American dramatic police typography television series loosely based on the life of pioneering forensic typographer "Supercool" Drew Cabo.