Satan's used dental floss

Earliest known poster for Satan's used dental floss.

Eating my daily stalk of celery.

I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.

But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it.

In the News

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  "If my mouth were my anus".

Fiction cross-reference

• Excellent Feces
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• If my mouth were my anus

External links

• Celery @ Wikipedia
• The mind-blowing history of celery @ YouTube

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (10 November 2022)