Cell Pillow

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Earliest known advertisement for Cell Pillow.

Cell Pillow is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.

Taglines

Cry those #MagaTears and lay your head down to soak!

In the News

  • Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.

    Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.

  • "My Mike Lindell Things" is a song about substance abuser, conspiracy theorist, and pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell.

    "My Mike Lindell Things" is a song about substance abuser, conspiracy theorist, and pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell.

  • Sphincter (2015 film).jpg

    Sphincter is a 2015 short documentary film about actor Jon Voight's many unsuccessful auditions for James Bond films.

  • One Flew Over the MAGA's Nest is a 2022 American political drama film about a man confined to a mental hospital (Jack Nicholson) who is seduced into a dangerous relationship by a mentally unstable attorney (Sidney Powell).

    One Flew Over the MAGA's Nest is a 2022 American political drama film about a man confined to a mental hospital (Jack Nicholson) who is seduced into a dangerous relationship by a mentally unstable attorney (Sidney Powell).

  • Bannon Goes to Prison is an comedy politics film about higher primate and political advisor Steve Bannon.

    Bannon Goes to Prison is an comedy politics film about higher primate and political advisor Steve Bannon.

  • Dr. Pepper's Advocate is a 2022 American political surrealism horror film about a high-profile attorney (Sidney Powell) who sells her soul to the Devil (Al Pacino) for a can of cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper.

    Dr. Pepper's Advocate is a 2022 American political surrealism horror film about a high-profile attorney (Sidney Powell) who sells her soul to the Devil (Al Pacino) for a can of cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper.

  • Voight Club is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.

    Voight Club is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.

  • "And I thought [Steve Bannon] smelled bad on the outside." —Peter Griffin (Prison is dish best served cold. Eat it, Steve Bannon. Eat it good.)

    "And I thought [Steve Bannon] smelled bad on the outside." —Peter Griffin (Prison is dish best served cold. Eat it, Steve Bannon. Eat it good.)

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