Velveeta Voldemort

Earliest known poster for Velveeta Voldemort.

Velveeta Voldemort is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.

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