Waif (physics)
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In physics, the waif is a unit of social dislocation, corresponding with a typical human waif.
The kilo-waif represents a thousand waifs. This is the unit most often used by Anarchimedes and other criminals when generating waifs.
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Anarchimedes generates waifs as a by-product of earthquake computation.